dear son • 25 august 2013

Dear Son,
You have been screaming, “MaMA! MaMA! MaMA!” about 50 times from the next room.

Is your leg caught in a bear trap?! GET YOUR LITTLE BARE ASS IN HERE, & I will happily & eagerly fulfill your every need. But stop yelling at me!!!
Love,
Mama

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